as a kid, i used to think that telekinesis really was possible if you could focus all of your brainpower to it. obviously, i was a fucking stupid little kid.
too stupid to unlock telekinesis like everyone else apparently lmaooo
officer: license and registration
me: *hands officer a card*
officer: this is a get out of jail free card from the game of monopoly
me: yes
officer: you got lucky this time, have a good night
